Ask me anything
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT
im laughing so fucking hard
I’m mostly laughing at the croissant like how do you fuck it up that badly.
A boy I’ve been flirting with gave me his number but he doesn’t have mine so I’ve been texting him pretending I’m a dinosaur.
Excellent flirting skills
Guys. He has his own dinosaur.
I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime.
Literally one of the most thrilling relationships of my life began with me accusing the other person of secretly being a velociraptor.